this started out as a sketch but i started to like it and now its 1 am and its still a sketch and i still like it
commander yaoi hands reporting for duty
ella enchanted x the little mermaid! eruri au pls
mermaid levi saves human erwin from drowning, and erwin’s awake this entire time so he sees everything. of course, daddy levi finds out and is furious b/c humans aren’t supposed to know about merpeople. so this is what he does: he gives levi legs for three days and orders him to kill erwin.
levi doesn’t, and in turn, daddy levi gets more furious and curses his son because “no son of mine is going to disrespect my orders.” and then he proceeds to banish levi from the waters. so here’s levi in human form with a curse that makes him do whatever anyone asks him to do.
i think i’m going to write the thing y/n maybe
do you want me to write it b/c i swear i will
as long as titan eren is in it, i want you to
can you imagine…
"I know what you are"
"rrrghghghhg hghgrr (say it, say it out loud)”
"you are… a titan"
"RRRGHHHGHGH AAAGHHHGHGHHGHG AAHJAHDSH (FUCKING SHERLOCK! I AM FUCKING 15 METERS TALL YOU DUMBASS, WHAT WERE YOU DOING ALL THIS TIME)”
"looking at your dickless crotch ofc, you poor soul"
titan eren is very important to me
so important that when the time comes and eren dies i bet MANY of you will come to my askbox to tell me “DON’T READ THIS CHAPTER”, “I’M SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS”, “GEESE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, DON’T READ SNK ANYMORE”
everyone except komu
i bet she’s going to learn how to make graphics so she can make photosets of titan eren’s death and tag me in them
#chit chats with komu
i sound like a tv host